1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:03,786 [bright tones] 2 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:05,701 - So Glenn's still on self-quarantine 3 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:07,398 for another week, but he wanted me to relay 4 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:08,791 that he misses you all 5 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:12,316 and he sends everyone his biggest, warmest hug. 6 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,231 If anyone wants to report that for harassment, 7 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:15,450 I encourage you to do so. 8 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:17,060 - I'm assuming we're in health and beauty 9 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:19,236 because the raccoons finally claimed the warehouse. 10 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,325 - I like it here. It smells like confident women. 11 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:22,848 - We are here to right an injustice. 12 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:25,155 Effective immediately, Cloud 9 will no longer 13 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:27,679 keep Black haircare products in locked cases. 14 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:29,725 - Wait, why are those locked up? 15 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:32,554 Can you huff them, or is it more like a butt thing? 16 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:34,295 - Oh, a butt thing? No, I think it's because 17 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:36,079 they think Black people are gonna steal them. 18 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,646 - Yeah, we have to ask for the key. 19 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:39,865 It's like a walk of shame every time you need argon oil. 20 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:42,085 - Wait, seriously? That was store policy? 21 00:00:42,129 --> 00:00:44,087 That you had to humiliate yourself just to get 22 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,828 the--al--al--almond? 23 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:47,264 The-- - What was it called? 24 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:49,614 - [stammers] The almond oil. 25 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:51,616 - Almond. - That's so messed up. 26 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:54,315 - Yup, that was pretty cool of corporate to fix it. 27 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:55,707 - Oh, yeah, it takes a lot of courage 28 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:57,709 to make a gesture this small this late in the game. 29 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,755 - Look, the important thing is it ends today. 30 00:00:59,798 --> 00:01:01,713 You know, I thought my legacy as acting manager 31 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:03,541 was gonna be the new forklift pallet clamp, 32 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:06,196 but turns out it's racial justice. 33 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,720 So...okay, Ken, do you wanna do the honors? 34 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:10,766 - Oh! Six-foot bubble, everybody. 35 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:13,247 And watch your fingers. I just had these sharpened. 36 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,379 [chuckles] - Ken, on the count of three, 37 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,816 you're gonna bolt cut us into the 21st century. 38 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:20,819 One-- all: Two, three. 39 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:23,735 [display clatters] 40 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:26,608 - Or, you know, since we put the lock there, 41 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:28,392 maybe we have the key. 42 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:31,743 - Less ceremonial, but fine. 43 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,571 - Oh, that's my house key. 44 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:36,444 This one's Gram Gram's skate rink. 45 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:38,576 This is my Orangetheory locker. 46 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:41,666 Ah, yeah, key to the racist lock. 47 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:47,324 - Whoo-hoo! [scattered applause] 48 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:50,414 - Wow, so this is what equality feels like. 49 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:53,200 - ♪ Amazing 50 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:55,202 ♪ Grace - Okay. 51 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:57,639 - Mm-mm, no. - ♪ How sweet 52 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:59,423 Come on, everybody! 53 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:02,426 [upbeat music] 54 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:04,341 ♪ 55 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:05,777 - Pretty big day, huh? 56 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,953 Justice, one. Racism, zero. 57 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:10,304 - I'm not sure that's the score. 58 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:12,610 - You do realize the hair products thing 59 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:13,959 isn't the end of racism. 60 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:15,744 It's not even the end of racism in the store. 61 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:17,963 - Oh, is this because Karen started here last week? 62 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,704 Because she's willing to go by Jill. 63 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:21,880 - What--no. Don't you think it's messed up 64 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:23,708 that we've never had a Black district manager? 65 00:02:23,752 --> 00:02:25,710 Or that the employee handbook limits our hair length 66 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:27,756 to three inches...in diameter? 67 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:29,845 That basically means no afros. 68 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:31,977 - I guess I just never thought about any of this stuff. 69 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,631 I mean, you've never brought it up before. 70 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,372 - It's not my job to call out every racist thing 71 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:36,460 I come up against. 72 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:38,114 It's my job to announce sales 73 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,334 and pretend not to notice when people return used swimsuits. 74 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:42,466 - Yeah, you know, this is actually exactly 75 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:44,729 what we're talking about in my anti-racism book club. 76 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:47,384 We have the luxury of not having to think about racism 77 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:49,995 because it doesn't directly affect our lives. 78 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:52,215 - I would love to never hear about that book club again, 79 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:53,477 but he's right. 80 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:55,044 - Well, let's do something about it. 81 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:57,220 You're gonna hold a meeting, and you're gonna compile a list 82 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:59,353 of all the racist stuff that corporate needs to talk about. 83 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:01,268 - I'm gonna hold a meeting? - Oh, right, sorry. 84 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:02,704 I forgot you don't like to lead. 85 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:04,488 You prefer to sit to the side and make snarky comments 86 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,708 like a balcony Muppet. - Well, I could do it. 87 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,666 - No, no, no, I can do it. - Yeah, no, of course. 88 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,320 You should. You totally... 89 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:12,235 That's a great idea. I was just trying to help. 90 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,890 I--I promise I wasn't trying to, like, lead or anything. 91 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:17,458 I should decenter myself and start listening. 92 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:19,851 - You're still talking. - Yeah, yeah, decentering, yup. 93 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:22,245 - Okay, so I'll borrow Eric's movie projector. 94 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,812 And we already have, like, 10 camping chairs, 95 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:25,379 so that should be enough for everybody. 96 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:26,728 - Ooh, this is gonna be so fun! 97 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:28,512 The last time I saw an outdoor movie, 98 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:29,905 I was on shrooms, and it turned out 99 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,776 to just be a Steak 'n Shake menu. 100 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:33,343 - Oh, my God. - Hey, guys. 101 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:34,997 What's up? 102 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,868 - [forced laughter] Nothing. 103 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:40,568 Uh, we were just... talk--talking about Europe 104 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,744 and how crazy it is over there right now. 105 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:44,441 - [vocalizes] Politics. 106 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:48,663 - Well-- - Should we feel bad 107 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:49,881 for not inviting her? 108 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,883 - Yeah, I guess? 109 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:53,885 - I bet she just sits at home all day 110 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:57,541 running to the window whenever she hears a car. 111 00:03:57,585 --> 00:04:00,501 - So...should we invite her? 112 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,546 - Aw, that would be so nice of us. 113 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:04,983 She'll probably cry. - Totally. 114 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:06,898 It'll be like Christmas for her. 115 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:09,814 - Hey. 116 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:12,817 [phone chimes] 117 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:15,342 - Hey, Garrett. It's me, Glenn. 118 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:16,778 - Yeah, I can see you. 119 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:19,650 - So I heard about the Black hair care products, 120 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,913 and I feel horrible. 121 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,915 I guess I just never paid attention to those products 122 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:26,614 because most of my Black friends are bald. 123 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:29,617 - By most, do you mean me? 124 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,706 - No, I have six others. 125 00:04:31,749 --> 00:04:33,447 I don't know if they're drawn to me 126 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,405 or me to them, but... 127 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:38,974 Anyway, the point is I'm just so sorry. 128 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:41,324 And I wish there was something I could do 129 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:43,935 to make it up to the Black employees. 130 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:45,372 Any ideas? 131 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:48,375 - Uh, for how to apologize to Black people? 132 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:49,941 - Mm-hmm. - Glenn, look, I'm really busy. 133 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:53,510 I got this meeting coming up-- - I just feel terrible! 134 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:55,599 You gotta help me make this right. 135 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,122 Oh, and for the record, 136 00:04:57,166 --> 00:05:00,343 I am willing to take a knee anywhere. 137 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,040 Thanks, Garrett. - Yeah, bye. 138 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:03,955 [sighs] 139 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:06,480 - Hey, Sandra. Guess what? 140 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:07,742 - I don't like to guess anymore. 141 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:09,787 My mind's too dirty. - Oh! 142 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:12,616 Okay, we're hosting an outdoor movie night 143 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:14,575 and we want you to come. 144 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:15,663 - It's this Friday at 7:00. 145 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:17,447 Bring a camping chair and a blanket. 146 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:19,580 But not Jerry. We're not running a charity. 147 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:21,973 - Oh, um, thanks for the invite, 148 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:24,062 but I don't feel comfortable going. 149 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:26,935 - Aw, because you're not used to being invited to places? 150 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:30,373 - No, it's just--I noticed you guys are pretty caszh 151 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:31,983 with your COVID safety. 152 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:34,464 - What, us? - What? 153 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,814 - In your Instagram post, you're not wearing your masks. 154 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,990 You just have the bandana tied around your necks. 155 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:41,689 - Yeah, so people can see our smiles. 156 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,430 - They need them now more than ever. 157 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:46,389 - Right, I just think I'd be too anxious if I went, 158 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:47,999 but thanks for the invite. 159 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,133 - [scoffs] 160 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:54,658 Is she saying we're not clean? - I think so. 161 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:57,618 Should we start a rumor that she has hepatitis? 162 00:05:57,661 --> 00:05:59,533 - No. 163 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:00,882 Not yet. 164 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,362 - Uh, I think it's good 165 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:04,973 that the store has unlocked the Black hair products, 166 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:06,670 but I thought we'd make a list 167 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:08,803 of the other issues corporate needs to address. 168 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:10,544 - You mean like how we still sell products 169 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:12,023 with racist mascots? 170 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:14,635 - Ooh, yes, that's a good one! Write that one down. 171 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,419 - Okay, that's a weird energy to bring to this, 172 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:17,855 but okay. 173 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,944 - How about some new options in our vending machines? 174 00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:22,817 There are three rows of sour cream and onion chips, 175 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,645 and no jalapeño. 176 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:27,691 - Okay, guys, so this list is to come up with issues 177 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:30,868 that are affecting Black customers and employees. 178 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:32,435 - Well, that one affects me, my brother, 179 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,655 because I hate sour cream and onion. 180 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,787 - Yeah, but that's more of a you thing, 181 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,006 not a Black thing. 182 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,529 - I'm pretty sure that's a Black thing. 183 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:41,531 Uh, raise your hand if you are Black 184 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:43,707 and you like sour cream and onion? 185 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,883 - I like sour cream. - That's not the question. 186 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:48,059 It has to be sour cream and onion. 187 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:49,713 Devil's combo. 188 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:52,194 Show of hands? Hands up? 189 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:53,804 Mm-hmm, yup. 190 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:56,198 Prosecution rests. - Okay, that doesn't prove-- 191 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:57,765 - Look, I don't know who's right on this, 192 00:06:57,808 --> 00:06:59,810 but I think it might be easier if you just wrote it down. 193 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:00,985 - [sighs] 194 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:05,468 - So we have two ideas to send to corporate 195 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:07,165 and a list of snacks 196 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:10,386 that the Black people in this room don't like. 197 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,779 - Every room, Garrett. 198 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:15,522 - Okay, does anybody have anything actually useful? 199 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,654 - Uh, I--I think 200 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:21,005 it might be helpful if-- oh, sorry. 201 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:23,355 Nia, did you want to say something? 202 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,270 - No? - Are you sure? 203 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:26,707 Because I don't want to make this about me 204 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,404 if you've got something. 205 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,493 - I don't want to make it about you either, 206 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:32,060 but I don't have anything. 207 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:34,497 - Okay, uh--okay, so look. 208 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,368 I think it's great that we're trying 209 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:38,022 to fight these racist policies, 210 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,502 but I also think that we should be pitching 211 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:42,505 actively anti-racist policies as well. 212 00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:44,115 - Yeah, like asking corporate to sell 213 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:46,161 more products from Black-owned businesses. 214 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:48,337 - I was just gonna say that! 215 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,948 - Cool, let's all give credit to Jonah for Janet's idea. 216 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:52,080 - No, no. That's-- 217 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:55,126 - That's going on the list, Janet. 218 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,563 - I think a lot of us wanna help, 219 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,652 but we just have blind spots when it comes to this stuff. 220 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,567 I mean, when I was growing up, we were told the goal 221 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,220 was to not see race. 222 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:03,308 - Okay, see, I don't know 223 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:04,614 who started telling white people that. 224 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:06,268 I'm assuming it was other white people, 225 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:07,748 but you shouldn't ignore race. 226 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,489 You should be aware of how being Black 227 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:10,968 affects our daily lives. 228 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:13,231 - Wait, you're Black? I thought you were Dominican. 229 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:14,363 - What? No. 230 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:15,669 - You're not even a little Dominican? 231 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:18,280 Like Puerto Rican? - That's...not how it works. 232 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:19,673 But Garrett's right. 233 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:21,544 We're dealing with microaggressions all the time. 234 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:25,026 - Yeah, like certain employees always asking to touch my hair. 235 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:27,028 I'm not naming names, but if I were, 236 00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:28,595 they'd be Isaac. 237 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:30,771 - I'm sorry. Your hair looks fun. 238 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:31,772 - What? - Dude. 239 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:33,338 - Really? - Okay, fine. 240 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:34,731 Janet, your hair doesn't look fun. 241 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,733 Is that better? It looks like a bad time. 242 00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,561 - No, her hair looks amazing. 243 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,520 - How about Justine trying to sound Blacker 244 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:42,130 when she talks to Black people? 245 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:43,653 - Oh, that's how you gon' do me? 246 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:46,395 - Uh, I've experienced a ton of anti-Asian racism 247 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:47,701 since corona started. 248 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:48,789 - Yeah, customers have said 249 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,791 some really terrible stuff to us. 250 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,575 - I've been getting that too, and I'm Hawaiian. 251 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,142 - Well, you look Asian to white people, 252 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,665 so don't go thinking you're cleaner than us. 253 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,406 - Yeah, we're the cleanest people here. 254 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,582 - I'm sick of everybody acting like 255 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:02,324 all Black people have it worse than white people. 256 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,412 Like, look at Will Smith. 257 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,501 His life is way better than mine, 258 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,504 and our debut albums came out the same year. 259 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,159 - Isaac, I guarantee, all things being equal, 260 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,640 racism is harder for Black people than it is for you. 261 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,598 Go on, tell them about how your life is harder 262 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,600 because you're Black. Wait till you hear this. 263 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,689 I think it's gonna be pretty bad. 264 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,604 - Wow, really? Um... 265 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,214 [scoffs] Uh, okay. 266 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:26,174 So a couple weeks ago, I bought a Nintendo Switch. 267 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,393 A white dude follows me through the parking lot 268 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:30,308 and goes, "You got a receipt for that? 269 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,310 - [groans] - White dudes. 270 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,356 - So this is the kind of stuff we're working 271 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:35,836 to address with this list. 272 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,620 - Uh-uh, forget the list. We can get back to the list. 273 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,491 The personal stories are breaking through. 274 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:40,797 Give us another one. 275 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,538 - So you just want me to tell more stories about 276 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,671 messed up stuff that happened to me 'cause I'm Black? 277 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,498 - Exactly. Hit us with a big one! 278 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,239 - [scoffs] Fine, okay. 279 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,590 Racist story time. Gather around, everybody. 280 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,592 Oh, whoa! No, no, no! 281 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:55,203 Don't actually scoot in. 282 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,640 - ♪ My kinda lover 283 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,251 ♪ My kinda lover 284 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,776 - Man, I just wanted to change a couple racist policies. 285 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:05,082 I didn't sign up to teach a bunch of grown ass white people 286 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,344 about racism. - Seriously. 287 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,476 It's like, come on, folks. 288 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,521 We're living in a golden age of podcasts. 289 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:12,133 - Hey, you left the list in the warehouse. 290 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,482 - Oh, okay. Yeah, thanks. 291 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,832 But, uh, I'm not doing this anymore. 292 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:18,705 - Oh. Okay. 293 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,837 - Look, it's pointless, all right? 294 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,273 You're new here, so you don't get it, 295 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,493 but to change anything around here is a lost cause. 296 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,582 I mean, just look at Jonah. He tried to start a union. 297 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,497 He ended up throwing away a whole year of his life. 298 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,238 - Well, I did learn some things. 299 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:33,328 But, uh, yeah-- no, yeah, it's--it was-- 300 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,243 I wasted that year. - I don't know. 301 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,287 I mean, it seems like things 302 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,811 are actually gaining some momentum. 303 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:40,422 Might as well try to change some of that stuff, right? 304 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,642 - [scoffs] Be my guest. 305 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,774 - Okay, so once again, Black women are the ones 306 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:47,472 everybody expects to drive social change. 307 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,518 - [grunts in agreement] 308 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,172 So true. 309 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,914 - Okay, fine. I will do the rest of the list. 310 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,393 - Cool. 311 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,266 - Did you have to snap? 312 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,442 - In the moment, it felt wrong not to snap. 313 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:01,791 - [sighs] 314 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:02,923 - Have a heavenly day. 315 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,838 - For your information, Sandra, 316 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,622 Cheyenne and I are very clean. 317 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,624 - Yeah, I shower after every poo. 318 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,627 - And this movie night is gonna be just as hygienic as we are. 319 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,585 All the chairs are gonna be six feet apart 320 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,370 and we're gonna have a bunch of hand sanitizer. 321 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,764 - Cool. Well, let me know how it goes. 322 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:21,202 - And, uh, we are going to be checking people's temperatures 323 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,725 every 10 minutes. 324 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:25,728 - Mm-hmm, and we're gonna be digging a hole 325 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:29,384 for everyone to sit in so the germs don't get out. 326 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:30,646 - What do you say? 327 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,344 Should we save you a...a hole? 328 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,564 - Look, it's nothing personal. 329 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,522 People just have different comfort levels 330 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:40,351 around this stuff, but you guys have fun. 331 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:41,570 - [scoffs] 332 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,876 Rude. 333 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,879 - I know. She's the worst. 334 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,837 She's coming to this [bleep] movie. 335 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,796 - [scoffs] 336 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,928 - And how can we pull out all sorts of decorations 337 00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:53,147 for Saint Patrick's Day, 338 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,323 and we don't do anything for Juneteenth? 339 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,760 Leprechauns were never slaves. 340 00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:01,503 - Mm-hmm, except to their own greed. 341 00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:04,332 - Yo, we gotta put MC Cool Cloud on the list, right? 342 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,942 I mean, that's clearly appropriation. 343 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,378 - I don't know. 344 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,771 I don't think he's trying to act Black. 345 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,512 I just think he is Black. 346 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,688 - But it's a white cloud. - So what? 347 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,604 White clouds can't be Black? Black people can't be clouds? 348 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:18,694 - Dude, he was created by a group of white executives 349 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,783 who are clearly obsessed with LL Cool J. 350 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,829 I'm sick of looking at it. It's going on the list. 351 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:24,221 - Hey, sorry. 352 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,354 Uh, Glenn wants to talk to you. 353 00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,529 - Hey, Garrett! 354 00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:28,965 You weren't picking up your phone, 355 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,881 so Jonah helped Demetrius and me track you down. 356 00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:33,361 - I'm Demetrius. 357 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,450 I'd shake your hand, but there's a virus going around. 358 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:38,322 - Yeah, I heard about that. What's going on? 359 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,933 - Well, you never got back to me 360 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,326 with your apology ideas, 361 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:46,374 so I decided to buy pizzas for all the Black employees. 362 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,637 - Did you know that this was what this was about? 363 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,595 - In my heart, I feel like I might have. 364 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,423 - [groans] 365 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,730 So...as reparations 366 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,907 for the hair care products, you got us pizza? 367 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,039 - Mm-hmm. 368 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,562 - Hey, pizza's better than nothing. 369 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,998 - Mm-hmm. - What? 370 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,348 - And Garrett, you're pizza deputy, 371 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,872 so make sure that every Black employee 372 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,308 gets some pizza. 373 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,397 And if there are any borderline calls, 374 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,833 well, you get final say. 375 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,574 - Uh, Glenn, I can't do this. 376 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:15,664 - Look, you're having pizza. I insist. 377 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:18,406 So start rounding up the Black people. 378 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,408 Oh, I mean--uh, just send them a text! 379 00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,584 [ambient music] 380 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:23,628 - [sighs] 381 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,937 - ♪ Thankful that my head too hard ♪ 382 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,156 ♪ For me to learn my lesson 383 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,984 ♪ 'Cause the way I did it worked out fine ♪ 384 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,160 ♪ Ooh, God you blessed me - What's good, y'all? 385 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,422 It's your boy, Kenan Bravo. 386 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,119 I'm just over here having a little work pizza. 387 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,165 Make that free work pizza! 388 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,862 And here's the guy we have to thank. 389 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,559 The MLK of the PZA. 390 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,779 - No, no, not thanks to me. I don't want any part of this. 391 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,867 Don't want any pizza. 392 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,869 - Okayzzles, more pizza for me, then. 393 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,263 Hashtag "boom." Hashtag "pizza for life." 394 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,960 Hashtag "in crust, we trust." 395 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,876 - Forced pizza party. Going on the list. 396 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,399 - I don't know, even with the word "forced," 397 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,793 pizza party only ever sounds awesome. 398 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,577 - I know. - Hey, Garrett. 399 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,884 Me and, um, some of the others were wondering 400 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,104 if we could get in on this pizza party. 401 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,975 - Yeah, I don't know, man. 402 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,194 It's, uh-- - I know. 403 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,891 It's a Black thing. 404 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,111 But you don't know what's it like for guys like me. 405 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,243 Like when I'm mowing my own lawn, 406 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,810 people think I'm the gardener. 407 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,421 I mean, they don't say, "Hey, gardener," 408 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,293 but I know they're thinking it. 409 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,424 - You know what? 410 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,861 Go ahead. - Thank you. 411 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,211 Sarah, you're up. - Sarah? 412 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,821 - So when I was eight, 413 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,344 all the white kids came up with a chant 414 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,433 that went, "Sarah, Sarah, you're so brown--" 415 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,435 - Okay, okay, I don't wanna be the racism pizza judge. 416 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:34,351 Just go ahead. Have some pizza. 417 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,049 - What about me? - Oh, yeah. 418 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,267 You're good. You're good. 419 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,095 - I hear the pizza's from Polini's. 420 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,792 - Oh, man, that place is legit. 421 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,186 That where my parents took me to tell me about their divorce. 422 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,666 - Oh, hey, guys. Sorry. 423 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,537 The pizza's actually just for our employees of color. 424 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,975 The break room is kind of a safe space 425 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:51,281 for historically marginalized-- - No whites allowed! 426 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,501 Beat it! 427 00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,111 - So unfair. 428 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,548 - I wonder if that was the best way to say that. 429 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,115 - I think I nailed it. 430 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,204 - I just don't understand why she wouldn't even, like-- 431 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,466 - [groans] 432 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,946 I know. What--oh. 433 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,034 Oh! 434 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,558 - Just keeping everything sterile! 435 00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:10,039 I'm, like, so OCD about this stuff. 436 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,867 - Oh, is that bug spray? 437 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:15,044 - [inhales, coughs] Yes! 438 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,480 It is. [coughs] 439 00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,613 A virus is a bug, Sandra. 440 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:21,964 - Just cleaning my hands. Like always. 441 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,966 - Guys, I know what you're doing, but it's okay. 442 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,273 I'm not judging you-- - Okay, let's cut the crap. 443 00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:27,970 Are you not coming because of Cheyenne? 444 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,711 - What? - You think she's dirty 445 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:32,105 because she's married to Bo and they live in that filthy house? 446 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,585 - You know, Bo's not dirty. Ringworm runs in his family! 447 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,631 - Well, then it's a dirty family! 448 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,981 - [gasps] It's a genetic condition. 449 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:42,115 - A condition called not washing his body. 450 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:45,335 - Oh, my God, you clearly don't know anything about ringworm. 451 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,597 Ignorant--ow! 452 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,164 - Where do you think ringworm comes from? 453 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,253 - I got sanitizer in my eye. 454 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,994 It burns! 455 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,040 - ♪ A freestyle phantom, ain't trying to be handsome ♪ 456 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,085 ♪ Shrinking what you're thinking 'cause I'm vamping ♪ 457 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,173 ♪ I live and die 458 00:15:57,217 --> 00:16:00,524 - I love how pizza is, like, the bread. 459 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,570 And then, the sauce. 460 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:05,051 And then, like, the cheese puts it all together. 461 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,444 Yeah, mmm. 462 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,925 - Is this your first time having pizza? 463 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,493 - Shh, there's girls here. 464 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,712 - There they are! 465 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,540 Thanks, Demetrius! 466 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:19,021 - Yo, Jonah stopped answering his phone too. 467 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,675 - [sighs] - So Garrett. 468 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,546 How are those pizzas? 469 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,158 Are you enjoying them and feeling appreciated? 470 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,594 - People seem to like them, 471 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,291 but I think we're good on pizza, Glenn. 472 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,337 - Yeah, well, it just... 473 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:33,122 Some of the white employees were upset 474 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,429 that they didn't get any pizza, and, you know, 475 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:39,041 the point of all this was to make everyone happy, so-- 476 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,956 - I thought the point of this was to apologize 477 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,262 to the Black employees. 478 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,264 Either they're reparations, or they're not. 479 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,570 - Okay, well, can't you think of it like this? 480 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:50,139 Like, for you, the pizzas are reparations for racism. 481 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,054 And for the white employees, 482 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,230 they're reparations for not getting pizza. 483 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,363 - Okay, so it's an all lives matter pizza party? 484 00:16:56,406 --> 00:17:00,062 Fine, great. Okay, that's perfect. 485 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:03,326 Attention, all Cloud 9 employees in all departments. 486 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,372 Please report to the break room for pizza 487 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,679 because apparently, now everyone gets pizza. 488 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,378 Never mind that the basic infrastructure of this country 489 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,032 makes it so that one group of people 490 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,990 gets way more pizza than others! 491 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,168 Or that some of us spent over 400 years 492 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:22,084 forcibly making pizza for white people! 493 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,045 - This isn't about pizza, is it? 494 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,524 - No, I don't think so. 495 00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,744 - Yes! I love pizza. 496 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,100 - I am so sorry. I biffed up hard. 497 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,929 But I just really need you to know 498 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,105 that I'm not a racist. 499 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,151 - Look, Glenn, I don't think you're racist, okay? 500 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,240 You're just really horrible at this kind of stuff. 501 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,111 - You're right. And I-- 502 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,157 - The user is out of minutes. 503 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,984 [descending tone] He doesn't know. 504 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,509 Look, I'm sorry about him, okay? 505 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:56,771 Just save all this pizza stuff 506 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,555 for your next racist story time. 507 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,253 - There's not gonna be another racist story time. 508 00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,819 There shouldn't have been a first one. 509 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,169 You're just as bad as Glenn. 510 00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,040 I pointed out a few problems I had with the store, 511 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,956 and you have me making a whole list and doing a TED Talk? 512 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:09,958 I mean, hell, Jonah's been weird and annoying all day, 513 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,133 but at least he's tried to help out 514 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,700 without putting the burden on me. 515 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,919 - Oh, wow. Yeah--thanks. 516 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,660 Decentering takes a little practice, 517 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:17,966 but I think I'm getting better at it. 518 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:20,577 You know, I just have a tendency to... 519 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:23,014 make things about myself. 520 00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,888 - Look, don't bother with the list, okay? 521 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,585 I'll take care of it. - I already did it. 522 00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:31,893 - Oh, well, I'll send this to the DM as soon as possible. 523 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,764 Then, hopefully she'll send it on 524 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,201 to the regional manager for him to review. 525 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,594 And then, he'll send it to the diversity liaison. 526 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:40,075 And then, she's gonna have to send it on to her VP. 527 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,991 All told, we should get an answer in, you know... 528 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,602 three to five weeks. - Weeks? 529 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,039 - Look, I know it sucks. I built a canoe in less time. 530 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:51,042 But it's a step in the right direction. 531 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,612 - I guess. 532 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:56,744 - [panting] - Oh, good. 533 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:57,832 She's still here. - Okay. 534 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,616 [both panting] 535 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,053 Here! In your face! 536 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,665 - Our corona tests came back negative. 537 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,188 And they said that's a good thing. 538 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,147 - When did you guys take these? 539 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,191 - We called out early and drove 540 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,714 to the rapid test center in Illinois. 541 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:14,022 - Wow, well, congrats on your clean bill of health, guys. 542 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,328 - Ah-ah-ah. 543 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:18,069 So we will see you at movie night, right? 544 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,681 - Oh, well, you guys are safe, 545 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,552 but won't there be other people there? 546 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,599 - Yeah, but, I mean, we can uninvite them. 547 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:26,861 It can just be us. 548 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,254 - What movie were you gonna see? 549 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,603 - "Hereditary." 550 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,822 - Ooh, that's too scary for me. 551 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,825 - We can watch something else! Your choice. 552 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,175 - Well, I've been meaning to see 553 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,699 if "Herbie: Fully Loaded" lives up to the hype. 554 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,657 - Done. We'll see you there. 555 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:44,270 - Sure! [all laugh] 556 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:47,273 - Oh, yes! I knew we'd get her. 557 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,275 - Nice, so it's just gonna be 558 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,712 me, you, Sandra 559 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:56,151 outside your apartment watching "Herbie: Fully Loaded." 560 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,371 - Yeah. 561 00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,981 - Oh, shoot! I forgot. 562 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:02,679 I have something on Friday. 563 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,377 - Cheyenne. 564 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,030 Cheyenne! 565 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,597 - Maybe you could give me a list of slang 566 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,599 that's off-limits. - All of it. 567 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,862 - Hey, man. We heard your announcement. 568 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,342 You seemed pretty beefed. 569 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,214 - And you had every right to be. 570 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:19,261 I mean, from one pizza slut to another, I totally get it. 571 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,872 We got you these. 572 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,396 - Ten pizzas. 573 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,920 - Well, there aren't enough pizzas in the whole world 574 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,791 to show you how sorry we are. 575 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,097 - Hey! 576 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,794 Why was this in the box crusher? 577 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,144 - 'Cause it's racist and I was tired of looking at it. 578 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,798 And I wasn't gonna wait three to five weeks 579 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,626 for someone else to come fix it. 580 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,846 - Got it. - [sighs] 581 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,239 [scattered applause] 582 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,197 Nope. Wrong. 583 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,372 - Yeah, Garrett! 584 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,939 - Sí, se puede. 585 00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,680 - Not Dominican, man. 586 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,682 - He didn't even take the pizzas. 587 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,118 - You know what? 588 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,163 You guys just don't get it, okay? 589 00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:54,340 Today was a perfect example 590 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,951 of the kind of racism that people of color 591 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,127 have to deal with on a daily basis 592 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,869 and how we need to stop pretending 593 00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,001 that white privilege doesn't benefit us. 594 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,873 Today was never about the pizzas. 595 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:08,136 It... 596 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,921 Okay, so it's still not about the pizzas, 597 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,794 but he would like me to grab the pizzas, so... 598 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,970 If you could just-- under my chin. 599 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,102 Yeah, yeah. All right, okay. 600 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,844 Seriously! Do the work! 601 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,979 [upbeat music]